Free Online Dating Sites

This is my rant about online dating and how men suck. 

I go online to find my dates, because 1. I'm kind of shy 2. I'm not really good at flirting 3. I stay on the computer most of the time anyway, so why not go take a look, right? But the more I "look" the more shit I find. Just pure shit. 


When you look for dates online, you find some of the most fucked up guys in the entire world. 


It is as if they put all the crackhead, lazy bumfuck losers on one site and said 


"HERE TAKE A SNIFF"


I get so undone when I read there testimonials about couples who are OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! so thankful that the site was created because without it they would not have found one another. The only thing I have found on that site was true bullshit. They have the most flakiest men I have ever come into contact with. 


But of course, their profile sounds wonderful!


"Oh, they read!" (Porn magazines!)


"Oh, they like to go on adventures!" (Yeah, to stalk you while you sleep!)


"Oh, they love puppies and kittens!" (Of course they do! They like to chop them up into little pieces and put them in the stew that they are so kindly making you for a surprise on the first date!)


Yeah, he "cooks" for you. He is a real winner. 


Then I'm tired of running into these BROKE DOWN fake ass nice guys. You are not a "nice guy" that is your cover because you know you are piece of shit. So, you figure that if you are nice she won't notice that you live with your parents, have five kids with different mothers and don't have a job. 


Men are so stupid. They think that by being NICE that will EXCUSE them from getting called out as a loser. NO! You are piece of shit clean yourself up, asshole!


Then you have those guys who are WOUNDED. And all you can do is roll your damn eyes at guys like that because it is their own fucking fault that they slept with a whorebag in the first place. They probably thought that by being NICE to the WHOREBAG they could CHANGE HER into a HOUSEWIFE. I guess, they never got the memo. Idiots!


Then oh, but the best part is when you meet a guy who is like "Oh, I'm a poet and a writer!"
Just because you can write two sentences does not make you a poet or a writer. And what makes me laugh even more is that, half the time the sentences are spelled wrong. 


*SIGH*

Maybe online dating and or dating is just not for me. I can't seem to ever get it right. If its not one thing than it is another. You would think that it would make me feel good to talk to five different guys at once, but honestly I don't enjoy it. I miss having a connection with someone. I miss getting to know them. I miss the safety that a relationship can provide. I miss having someone to hold and to kiss. I miss knowing that there is someone out there who misses me the way I miss them. I miss being excited when this person comes around. I miss hearing their heart beat while I'm lying on their chest. 


Those are the moments that mean the most to me. I am happiest when I get to hold them in my arms. I am happiest when I get to make them smile and or laugh. 


But, no man wants to stick around long enough to see that caring side of me. And well, it is just something that I will have to accept, I guess.